Hello. I am Gareth Winning. This is the website. It is also the company. If you have an idea you would like me to look at, there is a form. If you would like me to look at you, there is a chair and two ferns. Both options end the same way.
Below is an index of correspondence I was asked not to publish and then published anyway, because asking is not a contract.
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March 12, 2026
The Spider
A client asked for a pitch deck. I sent a drawing of a spider and an invoice for looking at their problem.
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January 7, 2026
The Networking Breakfast
I attended the Chamber of Commerce mix-and-mingle, ate fourteen mini quiches, and left before anyone learned my name.
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November 3, 2025
The Listening Chair
A furniture company wanted a “smart chair.” I proposed a microphone in the armrest that emails your complaints to people who cannot help.
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April 22, 2026
The Investor Call
A transcript of forty-one minutes in which I was asked about our TAM and I talked about onions.
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August 19, 2025
Timesheets
How I billed a client 4.5 hours for remembering they existed, and why that is the most honest line item I have ever written.
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February 2, 2026
Dennis the Moth
I proposed a depressed moth as a brand mascot. The client asked for a golden retriever. We did not meet in the middle.
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June 14, 2026
Offsite in the Parking Lot
They booked a cabin. I sat in a Subaru for six hours and emailed photographs of a crow.
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Ongoing
Ten Questions We Ask Before We Take Your Money
A list I keep on a clipboard so that when you talk I have something to look at besides your face.
Last updated whenever I felt like it. Visitor number: 47. It has been 47 for some time. I like 47.