Winning Idea Pty Ltd · Unit 4 · behind the carpet warehouse
We take your idea. We look at it. Then we stop. This is a consultancy in the same way a moth is a board member.
Filed January 7, 2026 · correspondence
I attended the Chamber of Commerce mix-and-mingle, ate fourteen mini quiches, and left before anyone learned my name.
Gareth, looking forward to having Winning Idea at tomorrow’s Connect & Conquer. Please bring 50 business cards and a 30-second elevator pitch. Nametags provided. Sausage is pork.
Mark,
I am here. I am at the table nearest the door because I may need to leave for an emergency that I have not decided on yet.
I do not have business cards. I have written WINNING IDEA on a napkin and placed it in the center of the table. People keep wiping their hands on it.
The elevator pitch is: we take your idea, we look at it, and then we stop.
Gareth
Several members have asked me to speak with you. The catering was ordered for 40. You have made six trips. A woman from the credit union said you put quiches in your coat.
Also you told the keynote speaker that his framework sounded like a man describing a sandwich he did not like.
The coat has pockets. That is their purpose.
I have left. Please find a napkin on the guest book that says “Synergy = I ate yours.” You may use this as a testimonial.
Do not invoice me for the breakfast. I provided conversation, which is a kind of catering.
Gareth Winning
Winning Idea